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Kelsey - Marie :)
Young, Wild and Free. ♥

TOP | 11 April 2014 // 3:07am | 149,177 notes

If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph. 
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TOP | 22 March 2014 // 3:03am | 15 notes

I learned how to hold

after my right to miss you

slipped through my fingers.

 
varicosepoetry, a haiku, “I woke up next to you on November 2nd” (via varicosepoetry)

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TOP | 18 March 2014 // 4:42pm | 193,892 notes

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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TOP | 18 March 2014 // 4:30pm | 115 notes

You are the happiness I feel every other Thursday,
a stillness to remind me how much things changed
when I let you be my gravity

I have never felt more beautiful
than I do wearing “hello”s that
your hands whisper
into my skin; I let fear
hollow me with
a growing space to want you
as I, viscerally, do want you

May my carousel mind
find the heartbreak
stuck between your teeth?
You still will taste like home.

I will measure you in patient aliquots
breathe you in like careful drags
until the day you fill me completely
and I know you wholly

because knowing you
is learning
how to ride a bike
all my persistence
to stand on my own,
and still I’m falling
over
and over again.

 
varicosepoetry, a poem and a promise, “Why I haven’t kissed you, although I wake up most mornings wanting to” (via varicosepoetry)

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TOP | 10 February 2014 // 1:16am | 60,306 notes

Giphoscope: The awesome customisable analog gif player!  Excerpts are taken from an iPhone video.  

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TOP | 4 February 2014 // 1:18am | 328,080 notes

abi-with-an-i:

the two most wonderful types of boys. 

1. Well dressed

2. Not dressed

😍😍😍

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TOP | 3 February 2014 // 2:41pm | 1,825 notes

theonly-easyday-wasyesterday:

xfitforsummerx:

Something is seriously off with my waist to legs ratio HELLO THUNDER THIGHS??

Hello wonder thighs. I would kill for legs like this!


Same feels for thighs and legs!! Wish I knew how to make it smaller. 😒I adore your stomach tho! 😍👌

theonly-easyday-wasyesterday:

xfitforsummerx:

Something is seriously off with my waist to legs ratio HELLO THUNDER THIGHS??

Hello wonder thighs. I would kill for legs like this!

Same feels for thighs and legs!! Wish I knew how to make it smaller. 😒
I adore your stomach tho! 😍👌

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TOP | 23 January 2014 // 11:41am | 1,582 notes

I know you’ve lost your faith in me. And although I can’t promise that I won’t ever hurt you again, I promise it will never be in the same way I did before.
I can’t promise that there isn’t someone else on this earth who will fall madly in love with you. But I’d like to see if she can also burn herself from the inside out with how she feels about you.
What I can promise is that if your trust in me is nothing more than a shattered glass vase, I’ll pick up the pieces with my bare hands. I’ll bleed for you daily, until I piece everything back together.
And I know that it won’t ever be as perfect as it once was, but I promise you that it will be more beautiful than ever before. 
Connotativewords | jl | Mended (via connotativewords)

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TOP | 23 January 2014 // 11:40am | 729,748 notes

dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists

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